im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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