I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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