Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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