If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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