I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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