Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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