and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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