Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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