I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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