brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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