I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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