I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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