Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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