Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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