So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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