It's Friday. Sex?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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