Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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