I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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