I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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