It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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