Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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