I'm really into asian looking animals
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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