Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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