he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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