Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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