You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You don't make any sense
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I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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