Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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