Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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