love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
