Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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