After last night, I could never be a politician.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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