the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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