The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good