Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off