It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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