Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
vagina is talking i cant
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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