My nipple is on Facebook.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
