I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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