i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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