My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We need to rekindle our bromance
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The adults are the big ones right?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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