i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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