I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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