just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Houston, we have a blender
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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