ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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