How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he thought i was a dude.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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