I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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