I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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