It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
