you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
My vagina just recognized that song.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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