New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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