Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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