(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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