i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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