I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
even my farts smell like vagina
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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