We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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