He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We need a shit load of segways right now
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
When are your genitals available?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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