Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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