Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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