He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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