I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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