This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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