if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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